The Universe's Biggest Douche Bag!!!!

So I was in the hospital last night and what do I see but essentially an expose' on a little known asshole by the name of Ophiuchus. According to Nostradamus when this dude lines up with the earth and the sun, shit goes crazy, pigs fly, Jesus returns, people get judged, you get the point. Of course this is supposed to happen in 2012, the same year that the Mayan calendar ends. Oh yeah, he is the 13th Zodiac sign and he inspired the shit out me! Stay tuned!